Friday, May 04, 2007

Of All The Weeks to Start This Blog


Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Boy must Chivas USA feel stupid. Before the season, they traded their valuable Designated Player slot to the New York Red Bulls for Amado Guevara. After the turbulent 4-game experiment failed, they decided to try to trade him to Toronto for Paulo Nagamura (who appears to be a shadow of his 2005 self). Guevara nixed that one. Now, what is a DP slot worth? Nothing, it appears.



Then, ReAL Salt Lake fires Ellinger, installs him in some FO position. Jason Kreis (Superstar, he wears panties and he wears a bra) retires and is hired as coach.

Shavar Thomas is traded by my beloved Galaxy to the Goats. No big loss in my opinion. If we ever saw him play I may have a different opinion. It appears that the Galaxy is making space for a big name player to be introduced soon. Could it be Zidane? Other names surfacing are Carlos Bocanegra of relegation-threatened Fulham, Oguchi Oneywu who has not impressed at Newcastle, Jay Demerit of now Championship side Watford, some Chinese defender that was a trialist with the Galaxy, and Thomas Gravesen who was an off-season rumor. Personally, I think it will be Zidane.

Now, the Galaxian's beloved Carlos Ruiz appears to be headed out of Dallas. Word to the wise, don't sub out your "Captain" or don't appoint someone you plan to sub out of games your "Captain."

2007 MLS player salaries were released. Here is how much the Galaxy is paying their players (first number = base salary, second number = guaranteed):

LA Albright Chris M-D 142,500.00 $ 142,500.00 $
LA Beckham David M 5,500,000.08 $ 6,500,000.04 $
LA Cannon Joe GK 192,000.00 $ 192,000.00 $
LA Cronin Steve GK 34,728.75 $ 42,228.75 $
LA Donovan Landon F 900,000.00 $ 900,000.00 $
LA Findley Robert F 36,000.00 $ 48,500.00 $
LA Friesz Lance GK 12,900.00 $ 12,900.00 $
LA Glinton Gavin F 50,000.00 $ 50,000.00 $
LA Gordon Alan F 30,870.00 $ 30,870.00 $
LA Harden Ty D 17,700.00 $ 17,700.00 $
LA Harmse Kevin M 40,800.00 $ 40,800.00 $
LA Jaqua Nate F 112,500.00 $ 119,525.00 $
LA Jazic Ante D-M 108,000.00 $ 114,250.00 $
LA Jones Cobi M 95,000.00 $ 95,000.00 $
LA Kirk Quavas F 75,000.00 $ 111,500.00 $
LA Marshall Tyrone D 142,000.00 $ 149,500.00 $
LA Martino Kyle M 52,500.00 $ 55,297.27 $
LA Quaranta Santino F 100,000.00 $ 105,312.50 $
LA Randolph Michael D 17,700.00 $ 17,700.00 $
LA Roberts Troy D 30,000.00 $ 30,000.00 $
LA Russell Ian M 47,040.00 $ 48,040.00 $
LA Sturgis Nathan M 70,000.00 $ 103,000.00 $
LA Thomas Shavar D 70,000.00 $ 73,750.00 $
LA Tudela Josh M 30,000.00 $ 30,000.00 $
LA Vagenas Peter M 131,250.00 $ 131,875.00 $
LA Veris Kyle D 17,700.00 $ 17,700.00

Some of these salaries are just ridiculous. You can't survive in LA on $12,900.00, much less $30,000.00. It is time to pay these guys like professionals, not part-time players.

Wow, what a busy week. I didn't think it could get any better after the Galaxy murdered the Goats on Saturday. I was wrong.

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